Sunday Funnies

I don’t know why…it just makes me giggle

The post should be titled “Sunday Funnies and Other Disturbing Things”!

What would you get if you crossed a camel and a llama?!

A Cama!

Cama – Camel(M) + Llama(F)

A cama is a hybrid between a camel and a llama, produced via artificial insemination by a breeder in Dubai attempting to create a animal with the size and strength of the camel, but the more cooperative nature of the llama. The Dromedary camel is six times the weight of a Llama, hence artificial insemination was required to impregnate the Llama female (matings of llama male to Dromedary female have proven unsuccessful).

Though born even smaller than a Llama calf, the cama had the short ears and long tail of a camel, no hump and llama-like cloven hooves rather than the dromedary-like pads. At four years old, the cama become sexually mature and interested in llama and guanaco females. This first cama has been a disappointment behaviorally, displaying an extremely poor temperament.

I would have a pissy attitude too if I was a “cama“!  Poor thing – never knowing your parents and not fitting in with any breed!

Too many times to count, I needed a 16×20 of  that above my desk! heh

yeah!

……….

Word!

And finally,

found on Cherish Me’s Blog:


ANAHEIM — Disneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member.

“They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow,” said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. “This is a sexy, rock-star pirate.”

The pirate actors said they were told they were no longer needed for the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride at about the same time that additional fairies were added to the park’s cast, presumably to promote Disney’s new movie “Tinkerbell.”

Disneyland recently opened “Pixie Hollow” to capitalize on the new movie.

Disney denies that they pirates were replaced by Tinker Bell fairies.
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Disneyland.

Now officially the Crappiest Place on Earth_________________________

LoL!  Now THAT is funny!

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5 Responses

  1. thanks for the giggle!

  2. Oh the life of a Pirate!
    It truly goes by in a “flash” lol

    thanks for the laughs!

  3. Heehee. Thanks, that was fun!

  4. dirty joke a pig fell in the mud lol

  5. That bug one is one of my favs…love it.

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